"If he's from Yorkshire, he will tell you; if he's not, it's not fair to embarrass him!"
We're a dour breed, rooted in misery - who wouldn't be, having to live next to Lancashire. But proper Yorkshiremen and women are joys to behold with sharp pearls of wisdom and black humour, built on foundations of coal. Feet are always well grounded and faces rarely burdened by smiles.
Our sheep enjoy the same characteristics!